The Alien, The Mouse and The Plumber

In a raining day at Mickey's house, Mickey and Mario are both playing "Super Smash Bros." and  Pluto is cheering them up.

"I'll win this time, Mario!" Mickey said.
"You think so?", Mario replied.

Upon their 'battle', they are visited my Minnie and greets to them, especially to Mickey: "Mickey, Hello". Mickey is now only focusing to beat Mario, while Mario is replying Minnie with "Hi, Minnie."

"I'm so exciting about tonight, aren't you?", Minnie asks to Mickey.
"Minnie, do you want to lose me against Mario?" Mickey replies to Minnie, thinking, he is helping Mario.
"I beat him four times in a row", explains Mario

Minnie, now a bit angry and disappointed, anwseres "Maybe… Oh, Mickey Mouse! You forgot it, didn't you?!"
"Oh, no. I wouldn't forget it… about what?", Mickey askes confused to Minnie.
"Of our anniversary!" she replies sighly.
"Aha, anniversary… of what?", Mickey askes again.
"of Super Smash Bros.?" answered Mario randomly, because he was focusing in the game too.

Minnie gets annoied , due to the fact, that Mickey has forgot their anniversary (and probably hearing Mario's answer too).

"I can't believe, you forgot our anniversary! Oooooh, I hope you both will have fun with your other 'dates', you lazy pigs!" Minnie said angrily to her boyfriend and his good pal and turned her back to them.

"Minnie, wait!", Mickey scouted
"Pfff, girls.", Mario said after delievering a Smash attack to Mickey' characters.

Mickey found a newspaper arcitle with mini-golf on the cover to surprise Minnie.
"Minnie, I would never forget our anniversary." Mickey said to Minnie to surprise her.
"How so?", Mario wonders, while trying to forget the part with the lazy pig.

Mickey shows her the article, but unknowly accidentally shows her another article with Hawaii, which makes her exciting and Mickey surprisingly shocking… because it's cost is almost 1000$. Minnie  gives him a kiss and leaves happily the house.

"Geesh, what a bossy girl", Mario said, after Minnie left the house, "not to mention, she is also foolish enough, to think, that you're doing your anniversary by-"
Mickey, now in panic about going in Hawai for almost 1000$ and wihtout knowledge, what to do.
"What am I gonna do, Mario?!" cuts Mario in mid-sentence. "A trip in Hawaii…for 999,99$?!"

Seems Mickey thinks, he is screwed, he found a newspaper arcitle, which stands 'Earn 999,99$ for a mindless day's work', which makes him exciting.
"Oh boy! This is gonna be easy as pie!", Mickey scouts.
"I don't know, Mickey. A mindless day's work…It seems like an experiment rather than a-", Mario is against the idea, but Mickey cuts his sentence again.
"Ah, don't worry, Mario. It's not like, something what will happen.", Mickey replied.
"If you say so…", Mario foreshadowes to the audient, telling them, things will get worse.

-later-

Upon at the apartment, where the day's work is, before Mickey enteres to the door, he gets sucked from down and is trapped in a chair.
So much shock for Mickey, The Mad Doctor appears in front of him, which gives Mickey such a scear.
"The Mad Doctor?! You?!" Mickey said horrifined
"So, the mouse is in the trap…" the doctor explained, "I was expecting an idionic fool would come here, but since it's you, it's time for the experiment"
Mickey is shocked and confused: "What are you gonna do with me?1 What's going on?!
"Let me introduce my fellow…" he said to him.
"… What?" Mickey askes confused.
"Yes,  a fellow… a GIANT fellow of mine!" Mad Doctor answered.

The Mad Doctor presses one of the buttons to opens a large underdock, which a large scary alien come out from it. The alien (also know as Warschein Lichkeit) is covered with red armor, has two swords each one of the side of the arms, has a metal mouth mask and has multiple yellow horns (scary, isn't it?).

"So, that means, it was all a trick to-" Mickey said to the doctor,  but he cuts his sentence, after the doctor places Mickey's  head with a brainswitcher.
"to switch your brain with the alien? Nya, of course!", the doctor finished the line.

After the he presses buttons, The Mad Doctor laughs maniacly like a mad doctor. Both Mickey and Warschein are shocked with the electricity as they got switched… but in a ironical twist, the maschine is now taking from brain-switch into body-fusion (due to the hatered of the alien to the people who destroyed it) and will blow up in ten seconds.
The Mad Doctor makes his eyes wide, turns to the audianc and says with the last words: "I should have stayed back in the 30s."

-somewhere else-

"So, this is the place to get the money." Mario arrived as least, thinking Mickey is in trouble. "Wow, the apartment looks like the same house from 'The Exorcist'. I hope, Mickey won't be  possessed by a demon or-"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

"WHOA!!! What the heck was that!?"
After the explosion, he heard (it was very loud), Mario rushes to the inside of the now-destroyed apartment and enters. He sees no sighs of Mickey, only  the destruction in the laboratory. Mario also sees a skeleton, who is now collapsing into thousand of bones, which Mario admit that things are going bad.

To make thing even worse, loud cracks can be heared in the remains and Mickey jumps from the remains with a roar and growls to Mario.
"M-Mickey!?", Mario scouted in shock about Mickey's bizzar look.

Due to the body-fusion (and probably the infection of the Einst alien) Mickey has now a grey-paled face, has sharpteeths, crawls for hands and feets. He also carries two grey shoulder-parts with yellow horns, black armor for his leg, red armor for his arms and an Einst-chest. He… It is now called Einst Mickey.

Noticing Mario, the hybrin-monster turned to him growled. Mario, now scared about the fact, that Mickey is now a monster, is trying to control the hybrin.

"Ok… well, I, Mario and you, Mickey… well, Mickey Mouse… you're Mickey Mouse…",
Mario is saying to the monster.
Einst Mickey is really confused about it.
"Just… just look at your wallet and you'll see", Mario replied.

The monster takes the wallet from the red short and sees pictures of Mickey and his friends. The first one in with Mickey riding on the boat in 'Steamboat Willie', the other pictures are showing Mickey with him friends Donald, Daisy, Huey, Dewey and Louie, Goofy, Max, Pluto, Clarabelle, Horace and Chip 'n' Dale on tour, and the last picture is showing Mickey and Minnie holding hands while laughing and smiling in the camera.

"Those are your friends Mickey, especially the girl next to you, Minnie." Mario explained.
"Friends?..." Einst Mickey askes confused.
"Yeah, friends. And Minnie is probably waiting for you, buuuuut…"
Mario is trying his best to calm the monster down.
"There's the hook: we need to get you out of this… form, Mickey", Mario says to Einst Mickey.

"Aehm, hook?", the monster is more confusing.
"Well, yeah... getit? Because the problem is still hanging in the hooks" Mario explains to Einst Mickey, "and not be confused with Captain Hook, buddy".

The confusing monster is murmuring about the word hook Mario mentioned: "Hook, haken, hook, ha-"
It suddenly stoped murmuring, and his face turned into a vengefull and hatefull expression.
"…Haken… HAkKEN." Einst Mickey growls again.
"… What?", Mario askes him confused about the german word of hook (Haken).

"HAAAAAKEEEEEN!!!" the monster screamed and roars to Mario. It climbs up from the laboratory to the outside while creating a trail of wrecked spots, caused by Einst Mickey and shouts the word 'Haken' repeatedly in hate and anger.
"W-Wait! Stop, Mickey!", Mario shouted to Mickey, "What do you think, where you're going?! What's wrong with you?! MICKEYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Upon reaching the rooftop of a building, Einst Mickey roars in anger and hate, until it hears a giggle of Minnie, who is wearing a cute white dress and enters in a caffee-place. Einst Mickey growls again and murmurs with another name, which it hate it too: "Kaguya…"

Mario, knowing about the situation is getting worse, has to do something to stop the monster.
"Ok, I know, things are looking not so good right now, but whatever it is, I need to stop it, before things are getting even worse." He is using the metal pieces and parts to create something to stop Einst Mickey.

Minnie is singing happily, that Mickey remembered the anniversary, while drinking a cappuccino
"I wonder, what Mickey will say about this?" Minnie askes to herself.

Just in time, Einst Mickey appears from the frontdoor angrily.
"Oh, Mickey. Nice to see you again.", Minnie greets Mickey, unknown to the fact about Einst Mickey.
The hybrid starts to growl again to Minnie and comes near to her.
Minnie think, that Mickey finds her so attractive in this dress and teases him: "Ah-ah-ah. Not till we're on the boat."

Before Einst Mickey is trying to jump her, Mario (with a metal helmet, which looks like a really ugly dragon head, and a metal armor) arrives just in time to punch the hybrid in the face and to save Minnie from the monster.
"Minnie, it's a trap!"

Einst Mickey slashes and punches Mario's armor, but Mario counters its attacks  and punched back. Scared of the fake 'monster', Minney drags Einst Mickey and ran away. Mario is chasing them on the road by jumping on the roofs of the cars and busses. While running, she thinks, that they distracked the 'monster', but eventually, Mario takes her from the roof of a bus. Minnie screams to the 'monster', but as much of a surprise for her, Mario takes off and throws the helmet away, thinking it was kinda of a stupid idea of his.
"Minnie, it's-a me, Mario!", he explains to Minnie
"Mario? What are you doing there... and... what's wrong with Mickey, What the heck is going on!?", she askes in confusion.
"... Well, let's just say, if you weren't so bossy and didn't called us 'lazy pigs' back then, you mght wonder why."
"..." she is not amused.

The helmet, Mario throw, hits not only the Beagle Boys, but also Pete and Phantom Blot, who were planning to defeat Mickey. They all are getting hitted in the head, except Pete, who gets hit in the…'between the legs'  (well, the helmet can bounce and Mario is a hero … right?)

The chase-scene is getting more hectic, when Einst Mickey is running to Minnie and Mario with all four while roaring.

"What are we gonna do?" Minnie askes.
Mario sees a crane with a hook, which gives Mario another idea.
"If the monster doesn't like hooks, then he won't like this one either".
He grabbed the hook from the crane and swings, alongside with Minnie, with a good speed to a building.

"Just stay there, I'll be back." Mario tels Minnie to stay.
After placing Minnie in a high building from Einst Mickey, Mario swings off again to face off the monster and Minnie only commenting to Mario: "Give him, Mario! Save my Mickey and beat the living crap out of this monster!"

Mario swings to the monster and uses his feet to kick Einst Mickey. With success, Mario hit it and both of them are jumping to another building.

Aftter the landing, Einst Mickey groans to Mario and is running forward to him to slash him, but Mario dodges the attacks and he hits it with an upper-cup-punch. The monster, now a bit angry, draws two horns from his shoulders, which they transform into REAL swords. Mario takes his Fire  Flower and his Hammer Suit and transforms into 'Fire Hammer Mario', holding two strong fire hammers for each hand. The two of them are battleling with their weapons. Einst Mickey is trying to slash the hammers, but Mario dodges the attacks as well. He uses the same upper-cup-attack, but this time with hammers. After the successful attack, which Einst Mickey is in the air, Mario jumpes to the monster and is about to deliever a hard 'Doulbe Hammer Strike' attack. Einst Mickey makes a 'To-worry-about'-expression and saying to itself: "Oh, oh" and…

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!

After Einst Mickey is falling to the telephone line, the electricity manages to split the monster into Mickey and Warschein again. Warschein grabbed Mickey in one hand and bounced back  with one big jump. It grabbed Minnie as well with another hand and crashes into an advertising poster. Mario comes to the place by jumping (hey, he IS Mario).
"Ow, my head.", Mickey comes to his convictions again and sees Minnie.
"Minnie?"
"Mickey?"
"Monster Alien?", Mario reminds them about the large alien.
(The good news is, Mickey is back to normal and the bad thing is, Warschein Lichkeit has returned. O_O).

Warschein Lichkeit is almost in victory, as he prepares to eat Minnie, Mickey screams to it:
"Let her go!"
The alien roars to the mouse and freed itself from the poaster. It growls to Minnie, knowing that Warschein will win. Mickey furious bites one of Warschein's fingers to free himself, but it noticed that and throws him away.
"MICKEY!", Minnie cries over Mickey.
A little sound of 'ouch' can be heard from Mickey.
"Oh, don't worry, Minnie. Mickey just landed in soft garbage.", Mario replies to Minnie.
"Geesh, talking about being a fish and getting the hook."

Upon hearing the word hook, which translate into Haken, Mickey hears a voice talking to him: "You're Haken Browning, the bounty hunter from the Endless Frontier."
Now, Mickey stands up and looks himself and thinks: "It Showtime."

Warschein, who is now going to eat Minnie, is distracked by Mickey with a "Hey, ulgy face!" The alien and Mario turned to Mickey, who surprisingly looks so badass with a black longcoat, black jeans, brown shoes and his black cowboy hat while holding a rifle with a underslung piledriver in the front and a fold-out bayonet in the back and a very long handgun-revolver.

Mickey only says with a smirk before the fight against Warschein: "Let my girl go, before I'll kick your ass… personally."

Much of Mario's confusion and Minnie's amaze about Mickey new and badass style, but also Warschein's anger, about the fact , that Mickey is now acting like Haken Browning, the bounty hunter from the Endless Frontier, who destroyed it, alongside with the princess Kaguya Nanbu.

The alien, angered about Haken's possible return,  roars to the bounty hunter and wants to finish him off. Mickey/Haken shoots with both of his weapons to Warschein, while running forward to him. It runs forward to him too and tries to smash him with one single powerfull punch. It seems like, Warschein won the battle, but it turns out, that the little smoke, he created, sees Mickey/Haken is standing here and before he shoots a powerfull laser from his long revolver and saying "Adios, Ugly Bad!", Warschein took its eyes wide, as it couldn't believe he lost again.

LAST SHOWDOWN!!!

He blasted the laser into Warschein's chest near to the edge. Mickey/Haken is swinging his strong lasso to trap the alien (after all, Warschein is now weak because of the blaster) and rescues Minnie.
"You-You saved me...", Minnie thanks Mickey/Haken afterwards.
"I wouldn't lose my girl to someone else, Kaguya." Mickey/Haken replied to Minnie, who is blushing and has and idea… she took one of Warschein's red armor pieces and hit herself in the head. After that, she puts the piece back to Warschein and she is now Minnie/Kaguya
(Get it? Minnie to Mickey and Kaguya and Haken… wow)

Mario, who was stuned by the awesomeness of Mickey (the reason why he didn't take more action), came back to his convictions and kicks Warschein's leg, which is causes to fall off the building and come back and fall off repeatedly. Mario, Mickey/Haken and Minnie/Kaguya watch it and find it really funny.



Epiloge


In Mickey's house again, Mario with some friends (Sonic, Wreck-It Ralph and Reiji Arisu) are playing poker, while Mickey and Minnie are in vacation.
"So, the alien, Mickey fought, came from our dimension?", Sonic askes to Mario (Yes, there are a video-game universum and a cartoon universum)
"Not gonna lie, guys, but it turned out, that it survived during a fight against the Endless Frontier-gang and entered as a lifeless statue in Mickey's world till Mickey is fused with the alien.", Mario explained the whole thing.
"Well, that's explains, how the alien survived, but the one thing that I don't understand is, why it attacked Mickey and Minnie." Ralph is wondering about Warschein's attack.
"It's not really simple to answer, but the alien mentions only to people.", Mario replied.
"Wait, who are those two people?", Reiji asks.
"Well, only Haken and Kaguya… I'm not really sure.", Mario
"Oh, dear god,", Reiji sighs, "you have no idea, what Haken and Kaguya are REALLY doing, don't you?"
Mario gives the audianc a confused look, since he doesn't what Reiji means with that.

Mickey/Haken and Minnie/Kaguya (now having a romantic and erotic night) are traveling to Hawaii on a boat by Warschein (probably forced by Haken).



THE END